30 Relatable Hilariously Honest “This is my fucking life” Book Covers

They say that never judge a book by its cover, But what if a book judges you and your life with its cover. Ever heard of it?? No alright!! And have you ever seen something that made you go that ” Oh man!! This is my fucking life”  while scrolling your social media??

Well, social media is often full of self-deprecation, That can hit you so hard with more than 6000 thoughts, And we’d like to tell you that each and every one is unique, many of those are thoughts you probably had today and they are the same thoughts that your neighbor had yesterday.

And that is what makes @storyofmylife more funny and hilarious. Yes, there’s this Instagram account that contains a series of book covers with illustrations that tell us the stories we all know by heart and we feel oddly familiar with them. probably that’s exactly what we do every day. for sure it’s funny cause it’s true.

Well, These books are no real books cause these hilariously interesting books have no content on the inside, these books have brief titles that tell hilariously funny, embarrassing everyday stories that we do but we can’t tell anyone. each post is filled with seriously crafted text that is so hysterically relatable. check Below.

#1 Finishing the box out of the trash because I didn’t read the directions before throwing it away – A cookbook

Just like checking the time on your phone, putting it away, then taking it out to check it again cause you didn’t look at the first time. :p

#2 Hypothetical arguments I’ve won in the shower -vol 1 or 16

Now I’ve just realized why people with depression find it hard to have a shower in the morning. it’s a place where you have to think and ruminate, nothing else to do.

#3 Today I waited inside my apartment because I could hear my neighbor unlocking her door and I didn’t want to make small talk.

 

Oh gosh !! I thought I am the only one who is socially awkward sometimes LOL!!

#4 Sleeping until noon every day so I only have to pay for 2 meals: how to turn your depression into profit.

 

Two meals?? How extravagant.

#5 I feel like I am already tired tomorrow – A memoir 

Well, I’ve to check my calendar to see when I am not tired next…

#6 Philosophy’s great questions: are they mad at me or have I created another problem for myself that only exists in my head?

Well me in a nutshell.

#7 Am I hungry or just bored?

Or maybe option 3:  stressed with sedentary work.

#8 Googling a phone number that called me to try and figure out who it was instead of just answering it like an adult.

Every. Single. Time.

#9 I can’t get through a 3 paragraph work email but I’ll watch a 7-minute video of a puppy the hiccups.

Maybe cause puppies are more interesting :p

#10 Great mysteries of our time: I said something out loud 3 days ago and now i am seeing ads for it on Facebook.

So creeeepyyyy!!

#11 Introduction to budgeting – I am too old for Christmas money from my relatives but I need it more now than when I was 13.

So true!!

#12 My uncle used to ruin thanksgiving with his drinking but now he is found Jesus and ruins it with that. And other holiday reflections.

Can’t he do both? i mean jesus  enjoyed wine and made fish  from bread.. oh crap!!

#13 Over-explaining  everything  because I am afraid of not making sense  or people thinking “I am dumb”

Guilty as charged <3

#14 2017, 2018, 2019 is going to be the year I get my life together- A memoir

….And journey was only a test run.

#15 Oh paper, I am an adult, a guide to acting like  you’ve got your shit together 

#16  Said “looks great thank you so much!!” and till tipped generously after getting a terrible haircut  – a collection of times I didn’t stand up for myself.

….And driving home telling the empty car all the things you COULDHAVE/SHOULD HAVE said!!

#17 Remedial math – telling myself ” whatever it’s only $5″ the10,000 times x I’ve said that = over $50.000

Yup, need a picture of Terry Crews in my wallet.

#18 I’d be so fucking healthy if I cooked all the groceries I buy instead of letting them rot while I order take out every night. A memoir

#19 My resume – special skills, putting trash in an already full trashcan without anything spilling out.

 It should be an olympic event.

#20 Don’t say a word to me and I’ll give you 5 stars, a mandatory Uber driving training manual

That only applies to anti-social people with problems LOL!!

#21 Smart investing made easy. how having no money to invest makes investment choices incredibly easy

Well, you can’t lose the money that you don’t have 😐

#22 Why did I do that?? a novel by me with a guest appearance by the fifth glass of wine when I was already pretty drunk at two

Well, Most of the time wine has nothing to do with it. wine is just our blame object. 😐

#23 “Per my last email” And other phrases for being petty in work emails while also maintaining on air of professionalism ‘

#24 Even if I get an “A” I am not going to get a job when I graduate, how to overcome finals anxiety by accepting that they don’t matter

“Self doubt and how it can destroy you mind”.

#25 The big book of facts i tell everyone i read somewhere but really i heard someone say it on a podcast and it might not even be true.

#26 Learning to live with a loved one who is one of those people who stands up as soon as the plane lands.

OMG!! I don’t get it !! it takes at least 20 minutes to deplane . sit down LOL.

#27 Tales of self-sabotage – i didn’t get gas on the way home from work last night

#28 New haircuts and other ways not to actually deal with the issue affecting your life right now

Its like slapping your face take the attention off your back pain 😀

#29 This glass of your water is literally the best thing  i’ve ever had & other signs you don’t take care of your body

Alternatively , “and other signs it’s an insanely hot day”

#30 So you think you can hold in a fart for 3 hours?

DON’T… Because it will result in a fartsauce 😀

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